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Writer's Block: Working hard for the money
Benedict neck and tie
If your pet were a person, what occupation would they choose?

We have a golden retriever and she's always been a good dog, never bit us, never chewed anything, always does what we say and very calm {well, calm AND neurotic if that makes sense}. So I always joke that if she could talk she'd probably be like, "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, TAKE ME OUTSIDE I NEED TO TAKE A PISS! QUIT FUCKING WATCHING ME, PERVERTS!" and probably have a job as a truck driver or, obviously a sailor since she talks like one.


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